I think so, Ali-Brain! But isn't it cheating to use glue?
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I think so, Brain, but a codpiece made from a real fish would get 
smelly after a while, wouldn’t it?
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I think so, Brain, but aren't we out of shaving cream?
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I think so, Brain, but Ben Vereen never answered our proposition.
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I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they 
thinking?
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I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with 
the Marshmallow Chicks?
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I think so, Brain, but can you usee the word 'asphalt' in polite 
society?
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I think so, Brain, but couldn't the constant use of a henna rinse lead 
to premature baldness?
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I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.
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I think so, Brain. But does 'Chunk o' Cheesy's' deliver packing 
material?
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I think so, Brain! But do I have what it take to be the 'Lord of the 
Dance'?
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I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco 
Polo?
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I think so, Brain, but do those roost in this neighborhood?
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I think so, Brain. But even if we found a tuxedo to fit a blowfish, who 
would marry it?
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I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into 
the pencils?
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I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
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I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
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I think so, Brain... but how would we ever determine Sandra Bullock's 
shoe size?
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I think so, Brain, but I am running for mayor of Donkeytown and 
Tuesdays are booked.
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I think so, Brain, but I didn’t know 90210 was a real zip code! Will 
Tori be there?
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I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the union.
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I think so, Brain. But if he left chocolate bullets instead of silver, 
they'd get all runny and gooey!
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I think so, Brain, but if I have my portrait drawn, will we have time 
to make it to the lifeboats?
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I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse.
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I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, 
why did the Howells bring all their money?
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I think so, Brain. But if Pinocchio were carved out of bacon it 
wouldn't be the same story, would it?
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I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the 
plural of spouse be spice?
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I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't 
buy them!
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I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing 
wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?
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I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any 
puppies.
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I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans 
feel left out?
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I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before 
summer?
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I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why 
does Eleanor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?
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I think so Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would 
be Oinky, wouldn't it?
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I think so, Brain, but instant karma's always so lumpy.
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I think so, Brain! But is Chippendale's ready for 'The Full Pinky?'
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I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
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I think so, Brain! But isn't a dreadlock hair extension awfully 
expensive?
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I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?
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I think so, Brain, but is the world ready for angora bellbottoms? I 
mean I can see wearing them inside out, but that would--
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I think so, Brain, but just how will we get the weasel to hold still?
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I think so, Brain, but Lederhosen won't stretch that far.
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I think so, Brain, but Madonna's stock is sinking.
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I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would 
the children look like?
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I think so, Brain! But no more eels in jelly for me, thanks—I like my 
gelatin after lunch.
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I think so, Brain, but nose rings are kinda passé by now.
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I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look 
chubby.
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I think so, Brain, but Pepper Ann makes me sneeze.
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I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?
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I think so, Brain, but practicing docking procedures with a goat at 
zero G's—it's never been done!
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I think so, Brain! But ruby-studded stockings would be mighty 
uncomfortable wouldn't they?
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I think so, Brain, but she'd never leave Mickey.
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I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
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I think so, Brain! But shouldn't we let the silk worms finish the boxer 
shorts before we put them on?
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I think so, Brain, but should we use dishwashing liquid or cooking oil?
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I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?
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I think so, Brain. But suppose we do the hokey pokey and turn ourselves 
around, is that what it's really all about?
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I think so, Brain, but the ointment expired weeks ago!
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I think so, Brain. But the real trick will be getting Demi Moore out of 
the creamed corn!
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I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time.
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I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't 
it?
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I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
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I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to 
swallow.
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I think so, Brain. But Trojans won’t arrive on the scene for another 
300 years.
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I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
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I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
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I think so, Brain. But what if the Earl of Essex doesn't like burlap 
pantaloons?
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I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach 
thong?
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I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?
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I think so, Brain! But what's the use of having a heart-shaped tattoo 
if it's going to be covered by hair?
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I think so, Brain, but what would goats be doing in red leather turbans?
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I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her 
hair straight?
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I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at 
this hour?
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I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a trained octopus at 
this time of night?
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I think so, Brain... but where would a yak put PVC tubing?
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I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it 
does is lift forks?
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I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
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I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the 
Seven Samurai?
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I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?
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I think so, Brain. But will anyone other than Eskimos buy 
blubber-flavored chewing gum?
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I think so, Brain, but won't it go straight to my hips?!
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I think so, Brain! But won't Mr. Hoover notice a missing evening gown?
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I think so, Brain, but would Danish flies work just as well?
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I think so, Brain, but wouldn't an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, yellow 
polka-dot one-piece be better suited for my figure?
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I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for 
children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
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I think so, Brain, but wouldn't mustard make it sting?
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I think so, Brain. But would the villains really have gotten away with 
it, if it weren't for those pesky kids and their dog?
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I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you 
Zero Mostel.
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I think... so, Brain... *gag* ...but I didn't know Annette used peanut 
butter in that way.
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I think so, Brain! How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't 
sponges down there?
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I think so, Brainius. But what if a sudden wind were to blow up my toga?
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I think so, Brain. Just make sure we don't swallow each other's bubbles!
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I think so, Brain NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?
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I think so, Brain! We'll dress up like biker dudes and infiltrate the 
"Hades Ladies." Then we'll convince them to hold a meeting inside the 
corn palace. Narf! The resulting carbon-monoxide buildup will allow you 
to complete your energy-making device and shortly after, you will rule 
the world!
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I think so, Brainwulf, but if we're Danish, where's the cream cheese? 
Narf!
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I think so, Brain! You draw the bath and I'll fetch the alka-seltzers 
and candles!
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I think so, Brain, you'd think [Lyndon Johnson would] have left room 
for baby-kissing, wouldn't you?
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I think so, but where is a fish?
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I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time 
of night?
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I think so, Bwain, but I don't think newspaper will fit in my underoos.
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I think so, Commander Brain from Outer Space! But do we have time to 
grease the rockets?
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I think so, Doctor. But are these really the legs of a show girl?
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I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to 
shave their legs?
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I think so, Mr. Brain, but if the sun'll come out tomorrow, what's it 
doing right now?
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Methinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other 
name would still smell as sweaty?
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Narf! I think so, Brain, but what if the Telechubbies don't fight fair?
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Oh, I think so, Brain! But doing a clog dance in actual clogs will give 
me awful blisters.
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Oh yes, Brain! Remind me to tape all our phone calls!
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Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.
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Pinky: I dunno, Brain. Maybe it's all part of some huge, cosmic plot 
formula!
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Pinky: I think so, Brain. But if I put on two tutu's, would I really be 
wearing a four-by-four?
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Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
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Uh, I think so, Brain--but after eating newspaper all day, do I really 
need the extra fiber?
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Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, 
it's all too much for me.
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Uh, I think so Brain, but how are we gonna teach a goat to dance with 
flippers on?
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Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
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Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
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Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
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Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
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Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Hoo! 
It'll never get on the air.
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Um, I think so, Brain, but I hear Hillary is the jealous type.
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Um, I think so, Brain, but wasn't Dicky Ducky released on his own 
recognaissance?
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Um, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
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Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!
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Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
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Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a 
musical?
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Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?
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Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?
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Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge 
apart, wouldn't you?
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Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
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Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, 
why does he keep doing it?
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Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back.
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Well, I think so, Brain, but my feet taste better buttered.
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Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the 
summertime.
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Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it's too stupid!
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Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?
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Well, I think so hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?
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Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it 
macaroni?
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We think so, Brain! But dressing like twins is so tacky.
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Whuh... I think so, Brain, but... but if Charlton Heston doesn't eat 
Soylent Green, what will he eat?
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Whuh... I think so, Brain. But this time I get to play the dishwasher 
repairman!
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Whuu... I think so, BrainPan! But if running shoes had little feet, 
wouldn't they need their own shoes?
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Why, yes, Pinky! Yes, I am! But where would you get a chicken, 20 yards 
of spandex and smelling salts at this hour?
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Wuhhh... I think so, Brain, but if a ham can operate a radio, why can't 
a pig set a VCR?
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Wuhh... I think so, Brain! But let's use safflower oil this time! It's 
ever so much healthier!
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
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Wuh... I think so, Brain. But Cream of Gorilla Soup—well, we'd have to 
sell it in awfully big cans, wouldn't we?
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into 
one pair of Capri pants?
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like 
weasels.
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Duchess stay in 
the Lincoln Bedroom?
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Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the 
bedpost overnight?
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Yeah, but I thought Madonna already had a steady bloke!
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Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a 
bicycle?
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Yes, Brain, I think so, but do nuts go with pudding?
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Yes, Brain, I think so. But how do we get Twiggy to pose with an 
electric goose?
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